Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple #maplesubwayadventures sounds like the hit new anime

@maple good morning, mayor!

on further thought, that would just be "running an instance"

which with the stuff I do I guess makes me @maple 's Isabelle?

mod for animal crossing that replaces all the characters with fediverse people

@em perpetual mood

Haven't tooted much about our hedgehogs recently because they're all having a good ol' hibernate in their little warm nests

@gazelle be sure to tune in next week for more "general knowledge that nobody hearing it is ever likely to use"

@gazelle real talk, if it tastes like coca cola see a doctor

seriously, might be diabetes

@checkervest@octodon.social tooth fairy but the idea of a tooth rat sounds fantastic

@stellarstag@snouts.online not quite as much as hanging a giant gay pride flag on the side of the building, but yes

@natalie@masto.ninja keysmash a bunch on a real keyboard, make a note of key frequency, then write an app that generates a string of random characters weighted by the key frequency!

ARBITRARILY LONG KEYSMASH!

@jk I think that's just called "paper"

computerfairi.es: Now GLORP compatible!

@maple GLORP!: it's a product!

@noelle well that sounds like a bad design decision

YOU WANT THE TOOT?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOT!

@maple ooh, shiny