Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal you can indeed

Michael Bubbly is allowed, but only because he seems nice and this is the only time he seems to get any work

Also nothing by Slade is allowed, and Cliff Richard can fuck off

"Baby it's cold outside" should be banned from the radio

Not because the lyrics are a little suspect if looked at through modern eyes even though it's fine in the historical context, but because I'm sick of hearing it every twenty minutes for the two months leading up to christmas

There's a TV program on now called "The World's Most Expensive Presents" and it's just showing reason upon reason to get the guillotines out

It's a load of ridiculously expensive shit rich people give each other as christmas presents

@maple @masklayer it is nice and comfy here

@sydneyfalk I'm not sure about wingsuits but there are automatic descender systems made for evacuation, basically it's a friction brake on a bit of rope, you get in a harness, clip one end of the rope to you then walk off the edge and it slows your descent to about 1-2m/s, after that the next person can use it

turns out May will still be PM tomorrow, sorry to all those who bet she'd be out before the end of this year

But he didn't open it because the Jedi forbid attachments

'tis the season of LED tat

@maple #maplesubwayadventures sounds like the hit new anime

@maple good morning, mayor!

on further thought, that would just be "running an instance"

which with the stuff I do I guess makes me @maple 's Isabelle?

mod for animal crossing that replaces all the characters with fediverse people