Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

For people that say "We must secure a future for white children" the alt-right are really doing fuck-all about global warming

Fucking recycle you nazi dickheads

Also die in a fire

Maybe not a fire because of the carbon emissions, die in an ecologically friendly way

While Italian antipasti is all the rage, one should be incredibly careful about handling it in Cornwall

It's a well understood fact that when antipasti and pasty collide they annihilate each other and release a cataclysmic amount of energy

there's a furlongs per fortnite joke somewhere but I can't quite find it

A lot could probably be said about the differences between USA Dennis the Menace and UK Dennis the Menace and what they each say about their respective societies

@sydneyfalk UK Dennis the Menace teams up with deadpool because he already has the colour scheme going

@maple I shall have to make you a little hat out of a heat sink

@noelle yep, that works for me!

eh, maybe open it up to /sam\S*/i

feel free to put as many non-space characters on the end as you like

my name is /sam/i

yep, entirely case insensitive

pontypridd is pronounced ponty-prid-id

@sydneyfalk Mr. Rogers but instead of Mr. Rogers it's Gritty

pro-tip: make sure the staple gun is completely clear of pins before switching to much shorter staples

I now have a neat little hole in a chopping board

Well, I guess this was the logical conclusion of Kiwami Japan's cow liking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t557dPspLxo

A knife made of milk with a cow handle

@noelle @banjofox@elekk.xyz @c0debabe but we always appreciate it when you do

well, maybe not appreciate, but uh...

@sydneyfalk oh god yeah, has to be beige

@sydneyfalk ooh, now I mention it, seems they have ready-to-go clusters of 4, aluminium bases heat management, should be easy to mount if you fancy going that way

https://www.hardkernel.com/shop/odroid-mc1-my-cluster-one-with-32-cpu-cores-and-8gb-dram/