Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Considering the new linens spam I think they may have misunderstood when I called this the comfiest softest of instances

@Siphonay@octodon.social the gibson of hackers.town outed himself as an FBI informant (technically part of their "Infragard" thingy but "FBI informant" has a better ring to it) and everything got a bit loud

more like FEDiverse am i right?!

@maple hi! 🐙

Labour MP Siobhain Mcdonagh: “to be anti-capitalism is to be anti-semitic”

https://nyebevannews.co.uk/labour-mp-siobhain-mcdonagh-to-be-anti-capitalism-is-to-be-anti-semitic/

Yes, obviously, because according to her the jews control the... hang on a sec, who was antisemitic again?

@girl I'm sure it's only a coincidence that it looks somewhat similar to a cheerleader's outfit

@Jo well, there's uswitch, compare the market, gocompare, and those are only the three that immediately come to mind

I want a site that compares those sites

Has anyone made a comparison site for energy provider comparison sites yet?

Fuck me there are a lot of them

@maple 🎶 in a robot wooorld
life with circuits
...I don't have a rhyme for "circuits" 🎶

all these people following me after seeing the trebuchet toots are going to be sorely fucking disappointed

@alice@elekk.xyz @noelle I'll admit the spamming of linnens was a fairly nice change compared to the usual fare

Where's the cucumber?

THERE'S THE CUCUMBER!

@Jo well there seems to be a universal standard for which way is "up" in space so they probably just rolled it into that

@BertL those are at least useful for poor little rats with cancer

also significantly closer to what you want than something that just kills the human

I kinda love the new phone Energizer showed at MWC

big chonky boi

@_ampersand@radical.town I think that's the second rule, I thought the first rule was "if it has more than half a dozen nitrogens or more than one fluorine then run the fuck away"

do I make my wine choices based entirely on how much I like the label?

yes

yes I do