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@Jo also they should quit the poetry

they're not good at it

octopus has ordered an outdoor camera to get good pictures of the hedgehogs when they come along

yes, I will be posting lots of pictures

taking the piss 

@noelle ED! ED is the standard text editor! Why would you need an IDE when you have ED!?

@Jo also leave a little saucer of milk out overnight to appease the pixies

@Jo my money's on the little radio pixies just deciding to fuck with you

or it's a grounding issue

pixies are more likely though

@noelle Yep, some days I can't be bothered to look at my own messages let alone anyone elses

@vantablack I don't know but I'm assuming it's something along the lines of "known dickhead does something dickish"

Elon Musk's Boring Arse 

@Jo points for not having your nostrils at backpacker armpit height but in all other ways inferior to existing underground rail networks

me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

brain:

TROUT

TROUT

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

SALMON

I’M TALKING TO YOU

SALMON

me: cool never mind

USPOL, UKPOL, SKPOL (trashpost) 

@sydneyfalk I'm not sure we can call that an apology really

We're all here just quietly hoping that nobody remembers we were the ones that fucked so much up

Cheers to the US for fucking up the middle east more recently than we did though, really took a bunch of heat off us

Tech, software idea, maybe cursed 

@cooler_ranch smart way of doing this might be an IPFS speaking extension for mopidy

it's a plug-in based MPD implementation, could handle the audio playing bit and then you just put whatever client you like over the top, ncmpcpp would have something like the look you're thinking

baselworld 

I love this funky thing

The Schwarz Etienne Ode to the Seventies

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