Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

huh, I'd have thought google would have been the ones to come out with a credit card first

@noelle us octopuses do indeed keep gardens with lots of little shiny things we collect

@noelle wombats have cube shaped poop

@Jo mid-atlantic/transatlantic

it's not really a native accent, it's more one that people used to put on to appear more educated

@Jo also they should quit the poetry

they're not good at it

octopus has ordered an outdoor camera to get good pictures of the hedgehogs when they come along

yes, I will be posting lots of pictures

@maple you're good!

@noelle ED! ED is the standard text editor! Why would you need an IDE when you have ED!?

🦔 !

THE HEDGIES ARE COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION!

@Jo also leave a little saucer of milk out overnight to appease the pixies

@Jo my money's on the little radio pixies just deciding to fuck with you

or it's a grounding issue

pixies are more likely though

@maple love you too bunny bun

@noelle Yep, some days I can't be bothered to look at my own messages let alone anyone elses

@vantablack I don't know but I'm assuming it's something along the lines of "known dickhead does something dickish"

@maple beepbeep is you

@maple *gives lots of good octo-hugs and cuddles*

@cassolotl@queer.party lots of planets have a north!

@Jo points for not having your nostrils at backpacker armpit height but in all other ways inferior to existing underground rail networks