Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple *gentle prod* SOFFFFFF

@mplouffe@scholar.social I'd vastly prefer flying as luggage than as a passenger of either airline

@mplouffe@scholar.social slightly less bad than ryanair

@InspectorCaracal "every last amp" would work I think

it uses standard SI prefixes so feel free to use those with it, like "every last milliamp" might give it some more emphasis

@InspectorCaracal it's usually in terms of amp hours (Ah)

One of our hedgehogs has apparently heard of the trashtag challenge and has decided to help out

@maple the most important of all the vitamins

@Gargron it's the second already, should have posted it earlier

@Jo I think that's probably standard for not-USA places but I haven't exactly walked around B&Q with a ruler to check

@Jo double check the measurements before using one for spacing, the ones I have around are slightly different (7mm/15mm)

I want a Star Trek TV show that just follows a group of vulcans on a primarily human R&D station along the lines of that tumblr thread on humans as deranged hyper-neophiles

@maple !

Get a friendly roomba to sit on!

BE DJ ROOMBA!

@maple I don't know, I can certainly see They Came from Planet Wavetable-5 going really well into a DJ set

@maple "Alexa, start the party playlist"
"nope, better music" *general mibi starts playing*

@maple ! hide under a table or something and be at a party as Amazon Alexa!

@maple I kinda want a maple-dubbed version of 2001 now

@maple the lost in space robot might be a good one

Marvin from hitchhiker's guide

maybe Data but I'm not sure how that makeup would work out on top of fluff

HAL 9000 if you fancy carrying a wall with a red light on it around all evening

There's always the option of building a Johnny 5 lookalike and uploading yourself to it for the night as well!

@em they always look like they're going to drop their first album

Okay, I usually don't post april fools things that people have done but these are actually a bit funny

H. Moser et Cie announcing the Venturer Concept Vantablack, the first watch to feature both dial and hands in vantablack

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtQvsblafe/?utm_source=ig_embed

And Seiko announcing a new "Senbei dial" Presage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEcFRnmLw2E

@noelle @maple I'm in favour of this