Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple anything in particular or just in general?

@InspectorCaracal just make sure it's nothing that'll tarnish otherwise you'll have to spend all your mornings polishing antlers

which shockingly isn't a euphemism

@maple queer buns... qu... buns... qubuns... CUBANS!

MAKE CUBA A QUEER BUNNY SANCTUARY THAT ALL THE QUEER BUNS CAN VISIT AND FROLIC AND STUFF!

Columbus was an idiot

Calling where he landed in the americas the "west indies"

First, not India, so not indies

Second, even if he were right about it being India, it wouldn't be the "west" indies, it would be the "east" indies, as in the eastern part of the indies, the "west" indies would be the western part

@Siphonay@octodon.social I read that as "ungulate" and yes, sometimes I do indeed llama

Apparently Salisbury has been named "the best place to live in the UK" by the Sunday Times

Nice place by all accounts, lots of my friends have recommended going there to see the 123-metre tall spire which they tell me is famous throughout the world

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/14/salisbury-named-best-place-to-live-in-uk-over-novichok-recovery

lil hedgie doing a clean!

@gazelle as an octopus I can verify that long arms are pretty damn awesome and useful

@007@mastodon.xyz @colon_three *the internationale starts playing*

@maple ah, we had full faith in you though

@maple proof was never needed

@sydneyfalk custom keyboards is something I know a little about

you'll want all the keyswitches wired into a matrix and that matrix wired into the IO of your microcontroller of choice

for firmware you can do a custom keymap for qmk https://github.com/qmk/qmk_firmware

guides are available, for this the best places to look are reddit.com/r/mechanicalkeyboards and deskthority.net

pet peeve about the watch industry at the moment:

faux-patina/aged lume/"ecru" lume

IT'S FUCKING BEIGE

CALL IT WHAT IT IS DAMNIT

AND PLEASE STOP USING IT, IT LOOKS CRAP

reggie is long sleepy cat

@Shrigglepuss maybe, yeah, but there's something of a limit on how much you can do that before selling space nazi-inspired pyjamas to toddlers

@Shrigglepuss I'm not sure that comes into it

They're fine with marketing a bunch of First Order stuff which is basically space nazis

Wait, the Ecuadorians weren't even charging Assange rent?!

Shit, I've gotta piss off the US government more, apartment in London zone 1 RENT FREE?! Sign me the fuck up