Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"hi"

@maple I can do it from the UK

@Jo there are a surprisingly large number of people into country music over here

okay, anything above 0 would be surprising, but there's enough to have multiple clubs around the country for square dancing and other bollocks

@maple aaaaaaaaaaa

@maple rad-puter

I need this as a patch or something

@maple get a random colour, convert to HSL, rotate it around x degrees a few times to get the colour scheme model you want

@maple brief overviews of news stories relating to the footwear industry

socks media

@Jo there's also Lewis which is the Inspector Morse sequel

wow, that is very on fire

In the humble book bundle there's a whole book entitled "The Ultimate Basic Training Guidebook"

That seems like an awful lot of words for "do whatever your CO tells you"

@Jo Huh.

I don't like it

Logotype is too light

@scoots @maple posts

@maple

@maple maple shitposts are best shitposts

@maple ah, was just wondering if he'd done any new dickbaggery on top of the regular variety

@maple anything in particular or just in general?

@InspectorCaracal just make sure it's nothing that'll tarnish otherwise you'll have to spend all your mornings polishing antlers

which shockingly isn't a euphemism

@maple queer buns... qu... buns... qubuns... CUBANS!

MAKE CUBA A QUEER BUNNY SANCTUARY THAT ALL THE QUEER BUNS CAN VISIT AND FROLIC AND STUFF!

Columbus was an idiot

Calling where he landed in the americas the "west indies"

First, not India, so not indies

Second, even if he were right about it being India, it wouldn't be the "west" indies, it would be the "east" indies, as in the eastern part of the indies, the "west" indies would be the western part