Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

the anthem for FALGSC should be the internationale played on a theremin

@maple certainly musician if you're just going by stuff you get directly paid for

also professional squobit of course

@maple going for that job at buzzfeed then?

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@maple nachos!

@maple *pats heads* these people can fit so much love in them

@legendaryjoeb him almost cracking up during that delivery is just fantastic

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@c0debabe nah, pretty sure you're still allowed to

Dance Dance UN Security Council Resolution

the amount of hedgehog activity in my garden drops a lot when it's raining

I'm assuming this means that all the hedgehogs are well fed and comfy enough to look out their little nests and go "nah, not going out in that today" if the weather's not nice

🎶 "..And I really need to know
How deep is your love?"🎶

seriously, we've got the length and width listed but we need to know if can fit in this shipping container

@colon_three isn't that a pie eating contest?

FOSSbros are the FOSS alternative to people

@maple you and the kobold are now friends, kobold would like to invite you to their tribe's barbecue on saturday

@maple it's dark, you are likely to be eaten by a kobold

the font the code of the world in the matrix was written in looked really cool

with current events I'm pretty sure the code for our world is all in comic sans

@maple considering "vintage" is taken as anything over 20 years old... you're a vintage computer!