Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

THREE THOUSAND CORES

http://www.bitscope.com/blog/FM/?p=GF13L

@maple blublublub

@maple oof, I can imagine the amount work we'd have to do in the mod queue if we got mentioned in the press

@leadore Stephen Yaxley-Lennon got hit with one twice over two days as it was just what people were carrying at the time and now we've all decided to run with it

parkour!

🎶 my milkshake brings
antifa to the yard
and police are like
pls stahp 🎶

@Alyx we all already knew that, it coming down to protecting them from milkshakes is hilarious though

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/may/18/police-ask-mcdonalds-to-halt-milkshake-sales-during-farage-rally

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@maple I had a feeling it might be

I know your brain does the same thing mine does and doesn't want to intrude on anyone so me saying this probably isn't that useful but if you want to talk about anything then just poke me, wouldn't be intruding at all

You're an awesome bun

@maple it's certainly not everything, you're doing a cracking job at a whole bunch of stuff

I know the things that don't work out are taking up a disproportionate amount of space in your mind at the moment, but there's so much that you're doing great with

@maple *wafts emotional support your way*

what's up bun?

@jez @mal that's far earlier than mine, looks like it is indeed usenet

@mal pretty sure it was actually SA

SHINY SHINY SHINY

Glashütte Original are doing dive watches!

3 standard models, a 39.5mm version with date at 3 and "old radium" lume, 2 43.2mm models with big date at 4:30 and available in blue or black

All three available on synthetic, rubber, or metal bracelet

https://monochrome-watches.com/glashutte-original-comes-back-to-the-dive-watch-market-with-the-seaq-collection-live-pics/

@johnrandom like a kinder egg?

open it up and there's a little toy inside?

@wintgenstein @maple I accept your apology, while you're at it you should probably apologise to @maple as well since she was trying to explain to you why your jump to conclusions was inaccurate as well

@wintgenstein @maple really?

'cause that was 100% what you were implying there

or is this the backpedal from you realising you went off half cocked there

@maple @wintgenstein I mean, I wasn't going to bring it up because it's pretty immaterial to the discussion but claiming that I, a non-binary person, am going after people just 'cause they happen to be in a gender minority is a bit silly

halp, I removed all the >'s to stop oppression and now none of my CSS works!

@wintgenstein I'm not infantilising you for your gender, I'm infantilising you because your idea of a horrifically old service was launched in '96