Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"this is a surprisingly quiet monday"

"sam, it's sunday"

"...I knew that"

@codl sunday, rather

yeah, I know days and stuff

@codl wow... I mean, I know it's a quiet monday but surely they've got something better to do

y'know, with the time between spam toots I'm not sure it's a bot

is this wanker doing it all manually and just copy-pasting replies?

Just once I want there to be a spambot that posts actual Spam meat product

At least then we could have it for lunch

@maple the maple space car is a sinclair c5 with thrusters taped to it

@sydneyfalk

@m1st blub blub blub

@InspectorCaracal instance where the requirement is everyone has to be able to convincingly fail the turing test to post on it

@Jo https://qoto.org/@mngrif/102272658235740914

"they'll calm down after pride"

haven't been around here long have you?

@maple ...yes

definitely yes

*slight nervous wiggling*

So has the inevitable "woolooloo" wooloo tf fic appeared yet?

@Jo oh I'm sure they've already thought of it

spooketti

@maple *delivers lots of pets*

I love the aesthetic of the Vostok radio room clocks

They were meant for the radio rooms in ships, the first 3 minutes of every quarter hour are highlighted in red because during those minutes ships are (were? I don't know current high seas radio procedures) meant to maintain radio silence and listen out for distress signals

@maple there are indeed far too many pokemans

although wooloo is cute as hell

scott balaclava

not quite as recognisable an actor