Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

amazon, one week after me badly cutting my finger in an accident with a chisel, sends me an ad for cut-proof gloves

amazon, I know you're harvesting data, but don't be a dick

if any watch snobs keep going on about "in-house" production and how those brands that do it are sooooo superior to the common riff-raff just remind them that a 70 quid seiko is produced entirely in-house

drives them nuts

@Eweish This is a sentence I never thought I'd write but if you wouldn't mind cw-ing your fetish horse porn that'd be great

@revenant oof, as if every european country doesn't have enough americans going "you know I'm 12% <country>!"

"this is a surprisingly quiet monday"

"sam, it's sunday"

"...I knew that"

@codl sunday, rather

yeah, I know days and stuff

@codl wow... I mean, I know it's a quiet monday but surely they've got something better to do

y'know, with the time between spam toots I'm not sure it's a bot

is this wanker doing it all manually and just copy-pasting replies?

Just once I want there to be a spambot that posts actual Spam meat product

At least then we could have it for lunch

@maple the maple space car is a sinclair c5 with thrusters taped to it

@sydneyfalk

@m1st blub blub blub

@InspectorCaracal instance where the requirement is everyone has to be able to convincingly fail the turing test to post on it

@Jo https://qoto.org/@mngrif/102272658235740914

"they'll calm down after pride"

haven't been around here long have you?

@maple ...yes

definitely yes

*slight nervous wiggling*

So has the inevitable "woolooloo" wooloo tf fic appeared yet?

@Jo oh I'm sure they've already thought of it

spooketti