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@noelle @mavica "you're a what now?"
"octopus"
"...you mean like an anthropomorphic octopus?"
"nah, just a normal octopus, I wear clothes like octodad"

The Boys 

@noelle as long as you entirely forget he's meant to be playing a brit it works great

The Boys 

@noelle "Is... Is that what Karl Urban thinks a british accent is?"

tired: parasols are sun umbrellas
wired: umbrellas are wet parasols

@TheGibson damn freemasons, undercutting all those modestly-priced-masons and putting them out of business

if everyone could agree on just, like, two types of disposable battery to use that'd be great

sitting here on a pile of AA, AAA, A23, AG0, 2032, and 2025's

there are two hedgehogs outside having what can only be described as a massive row

this is what they sound like when they're arguing

ukpol 

@mavica actually yelled out in parliament as the results from tonight's vote came in

@halcy can it be twitch does democracy?

might work better than the lot we've got in the room

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