Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica part of a complete breakfast!

@mavica my pet theory is that the cgi was taking too long to hit the original release date so they put together the first trailer with the horrifying sonic so they'd have more time to finish it with a reasonable sonic once everyone complained

whoops, erm... spoiler for the epic of gilgamesh?

Enkidu dies in tablet seven

@mavica calculus is one of those fields where I never understand the question let alone have any idea to get the answer

@mavica @InspectorCaracal "Her color scheme is inspired by doxygen source code highlighting" yeah... of course it is tyson... we know what it really is

@ElfLord what's worse is his PhD is in archaeology

@mavica obviously not petting cat enough

@codl I'm guessing it's scroll+click

which would make it two dimensions so... maybe it does side to side as well? Don't know

Huh, this is a neat thing

Which I fully expect to be incredibly uncomfortable to use

https://www.8bitdo.com/n30-wireless-mouse/

@mavica yeah, that's definitely a bit of an odd and questionable thing to label oneself as

@InspectorCaracal well, for certain values of "professional" I'm sure your local gardener-type person'll have a go with the hedge clippers for cheap

an offshoot of christianity that omitted the highest order of angels would be sans-seraph

@mavica *octo-hugs sqwerl*

turns out my kojima name is Cook Shitposting

https://www.polygon.com/videos/2019/11/11/20959269/unraveled-kojima-name-generator-death-stranding

Somebody please tell me they're going to mod Death Stranding to include the Archwood Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE TURKEY LOBBY! EAT WHATEVER YOU DAMN WELL LIKE AT THANKSGIVING/CHRISTMAS

Here's a thing I'm probably talking out of my arse about:

Do people actually like turkey?

'cause it seems that a massive amount of it is consumed at events like thanksgiving in the US and christmas in the UK and there's bugger all people eating it the rest of the year

It is available all year, so if people actually liked it I'd expect the demand curve to be a bit shallower

My theory is that, in general, people don't actually particularly like it and only eat it out of marketing