Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@healyn so you're saying baby yoda used to be an egg?
london bridge attack
@Jo @sydneyfalk last time 'round there was a bloke who fought back yelling "FUCK YOU I'M MILLWALL"
london bridge attack
@sydneyfalk well, "bystanders beat the shit out of terrorist attempting a bunch of stabbings" is just to be expected, someone turning up with a narwhal tusk though, that's a new twist on the whole thing
london bridge attack
to answer the obvious question, he grabbed it off the wall of Fishmongers Hall, he wasn't just wandering around with a narwhal tusk
london bridge attack
"Man chased terrorist with a 1.5 meter long narwhal tusk" was pretty high up on the list of things I didn't expect to ever read but that happened
@mavica 
2 METER LONG CROC!
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33016552187.html
it needs the filling added but 2 METER LONG CROCODILE
@mavica I had a quick look and they do in fact look surprisingly similar to these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000129962485.html
wouldn't be massively surprised if they came from the same factory
@mavica totally doable then, could probably get away with RM large letter for that
I have a feeling buying from aliexpress would be cheaper with everything added together but if you happen to want one then I can proxy
@mavica well, most of the size is compressible... probably still quite a bit though...
how much is kapok (or similar) locally? 'cause I could totally pick one up, remove the stuffing, send it over, and you could re-stuff it
just to let everyone know, aldi UK are currently selling massive unicorn plushies for 20 quid
like, 80cm long or something
they are lorge
selfie, wut
@pup_hime @colon_three also the string of onions around your neck which is somehow part of the stereotype
I'm predicting that a lot of people will be wandering around looking for nativity scenes so they can replace all the baby jesuses (jesi? jesodes?) with baby yodas
@mavica even though they're not as elaborate they are all fantastic
@SuricrasiaOnline one day, after first contact, jorts will be known as earth's greatest contribution to the galaxy
I dream of a future where we can all have a little salami
@noelle still weird as hell that someone can just do that but it's not quite "yeah, I own a satellite that I parked over sudan"
@noelle "spy program" is probably a bit grand of a phrase for what he probably does
most likely he's buying time from one of the commercial satellite imagery companies and having the images analysed
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@mavica while the computerfairi.es shipping and fulfilment centre is usually staffed by hedgehogs they're all off on their winter break so the orders will be packed by yours truly
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
