Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica potholes and ponies

@mavica caffeinated bun!

@mavica bean you up where?!

computers are actually pretty good

@amiloradovsky@functional.cafe @saxnot just 'cause it might be spying on you some other way isn't a reason to make anything easier for them

I don't know of any cases but those little webcam covers you can get for laptops would probably do the job for the front-facing camera

Couple of Seiko limited editions

Look nice, have a cool honeycomb dial design

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Model numbers SSA409J1 for the 40.5mm and SSA781J1 for the 33.8mm

Price around $600-ish, both come in rather nice wooden boxes with an extra quick-change strap, 40.5mm version limited to 6,000 pieces, 33.8mm version limited to 3,000

@healyn so you're saying baby yoda used to be an egg?

@Jo @sydneyfalk last time 'round there was a bloke who fought back yelling "FUCK YOU I'M MILLWALL"

@sydneyfalk well, "bystanders beat the shit out of terrorist attempting a bunch of stabbings" is just to be expected, someone turning up with a narwhal tusk though, that's a new twist on the whole thing

to answer the obvious question, he grabbed it off the wall of Fishmongers Hall, he wasn't just wandering around with a narwhal tusk

"Man chased terrorist with a 1.5 meter long narwhal tusk" was pretty high up on the list of things I didn't expect to ever read but that happened

https://twitter.com/theamycoop/status/1200513388889223169

@mavica 2 METER LONG CROC!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33016552187.html

it needs the filling added but 2 METER LONG CROCODILE

@mavica I had a quick look and they do in fact look surprisingly similar to these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000129962485.html

wouldn't be massively surprised if they came from the same factory

@mavica totally doable then, could probably get away with RM large letter for that

I have a feeling buying from aliexpress would be cheaper with everything added together but if you happen to want one then I can proxy

@mavica well, most of the size is compressible... probably still quite a bit though...

how much is kapok (or similar) locally? 'cause I could totally pick one up, remove the stuffing, send it over, and you could re-stuff it