Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
Britain, Culture, Random thoughts
@alice@playvicious.social but if you included money that was gained as a result of nicking anything that wasn't nailed down and putting flags on the things that were instead of just the physical artefacts we nicked then it could well be most of it
don't have any good figures on that
Britain, Culture, Random thoughts
@alice@playvicious.social the crown estates are mostly land and investments so probably not as much as you might think
the british museum, on the other hand, would be about 90% empty space though
Sam the Octopus
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@mavica I'm big squidgy stress ball
@mavica I think they might taste good as breakfast cereal
software cold take, petty
@mavica shit, you're right, they would wouldn't they
software cold take, petty
@mavica then they get given a wheelbarrow full of transistors and told to make one themselves
@mavica now that I've thought of it I'd definitely buy some
wavy charcuterie
@mavica slalomi
it's cured sausage but curved around a bunch of sticks
@mavica aaa! I'm gonna have to get out the bunting and find a cake!
@pup_hime let's say yes with a side bet on what percentage we need to suspend
So with the new .gay tld becoming available soonish please place your bets now on how many fediverse instances will pop up using it
slightly gross
I love our hedgehogs, but I'd love them even more if they didn't shit everywhere quite as much
Seriously, HOW DOES SO MUCH SHIT COME OUT OF SUCH SMOL CRITTERS!? IT MUST BE LIKE, HALF THEIR BODY WEIGHT!
@cypnk Living in a little wooden hut in the CYBERFOREST
Vacheron Constantin have just released a new ladies' collection, Égérie
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/egerie-an-entirely-new-ladies-collection-from-vacheron-constantin
Not even slightly my style but they're quite nice
When we say the fediverse is less friendly to bad actors you'd think we mean trolls and other terrible people
We actually mean that William Shatner can't find you here
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
