Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm imagining all the people in clubs who usually try to flex with bottles of expensive liquor doing the same with litre bottles of hand sanitiser

@darckcrystale @envgen yes, 'cause then charlie gets the job

she at least has to hang on until it can skip charlie

OH SHIT

WHAT IF IT WAS BUCKFAST

now that's a party

Does the gospel say what kind of wine jesus turned the water into?

Like, in any artistic renderings of said event it always looks like a red wine but maybe it was a white? Possibly even a rosé?

@cypnk I suppose in that case it did solve the medical problem of not looking like papa smurf

I'm still not entirely sure of which doctor called that a problem, but it certainly solved it

🎶 mister sandman
bring me some sand
I'm annoying darth vader
so like a shit-tonne of sand 🎶

@dumpling@octodon.social wanted a picture of the hedgie cafe before cleaning to see how much of a mess the hedgehogs make

of course the little buggers were relatively tidy last night, just threw the biscuits around

sheep

one of my favourite things: people complaining about spoilers for historical media

"the allies won WWII"
"STOP SPOILING BAND OF BROTHERS"

@mavica ooh, those are super cool!

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout I'd be thinking of it as a trade good

almost everyone wants toilet paper, decent thing to have in stock for bartering for other stuff

"MY NAME IS PAIMON AND I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL!"

*plap* *plapplap* *plap*

"...dude what the heaven? are those pickles?"

*plapplapplap*

"you guys are weird, I'm leaving"

so since you can protect against demons by putting salt down around your home does that mean you can banish demons by lobbing pickles at them?