Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I will never not pronounce sql as squirrel

(comparitively) SMOL HEDGIE! 🦔

@mavica it's a shame that the "thing is popular, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO LIKE THING" type thinking came in to the 'verse, I was rather hoping everyone could leave that behind

@melaninpony few different designs about

Most appropriate I think is probably the Olson Mask ( https://www.regmedctr.org/webres/File/OlsonMask_wPattern_v3-USE%20THIS%20ONE.pdf ) but that does ideally need a 0.3 micron filter fitted to it

Second is from the Cuban ministry of health, surgical mask style, video in spanish but easy enough to follow if you don't speak it ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw0zLTyU53o )

And he's a bodge job from the US surgeon general ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPx1yqvJgf4 )

@mavica ooh, that does sound yummy

having a corporeal form is like, way overrated

they're establishing hedgiemony

@mavica ooh, cosy looking desk

Well this looks kinda cool

https://selinstrument.com/mkioverview/

Wristwatch made of grade 5 titanium, very innovative bracelet design, water resistant to 600 ATM, and just generally looks like you could drive a tank over it and not cause any damage

Hella expensive though

@thegreenone we do have a really nice collection of bun emojos courtesy of our lovely admin @mavica being a bunny! (also robot and squirrel)

It's autism awareness day!

Also your semi-regular reminder that autism speaks and their puzzle piece bullshit can fuck right off

@mavica I like the one with the triangly bit, that's a good one

@mavica CUTE LOW RES MAVI!

@mavica wait, hang on, a pen plotter is just a robot that draws stuff on paper using a pen

DRAW SOMETHING AND YOU CAN BE THE PEN PLOTTER!

@mavica SAME

also, a teletype

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout he's got form

see: that cave rescue thing

Also if Sinn would like to send me some swag for shilling their brand on the social medias then please feel free