Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

imagine going to the past and saying "in 2020 the biggest video game will hinge upon selling turnips"

in jourt (jean court)

for jrimes (jean crimes)

see, this is the kind of top-tier Carry On/Computing crossover content you just don't get anywhere else on the internet

voice from the back: thank god for that

OI!

Julius Caesar complaining about all his small SSDs crashing: NVMe! NVMe! They've all got it in for me!

@mavica loooong zoomy bit

@mavica wait, shit, like 2.4in display would have been perfect for the hedgehogs!

I COULD HAVE GIVEN A TV TO THE HEDGEHOGS FOR THEM TO WATCH!

@mavica I'm sure if I had one I'd just mess about with it for a couple days and then not use it again

just slightly annoying that they cut all the analog broadcasts so I can't mess around with tiny little tvs

@Jo analog only sadly

really miffed that they turned off all the analog TV signals 'round here

'cause you can buy these mobile phones with built-in TV for cheap from aliexpress and while I'm sure they're terrible I still kinda want to be able to just whip out me phone and turn the telly on

@revolverocelot just another tuesday on the death star

@wigglytuffitout @telecrush@deadinsi.de possibly "was once in the same room as some books on theory"

@wigglytuffitout @telecrush@deadinsi.de I think you're being generous with "skimming some books of theory"

"glanced at the title of some books of theory" is more like it

@mavica *gives you some nice yummy batteries to snack on*

@a_breakin_glass it's just a big ball of wibbly wobbly gendery wendery stuff

@revolverocelot HAPPY BIRFDAY 🎉

@mavica aldi sell them for a quid each

(they don't, that's a deposit)

you can get little tiny ones though which I really want to find a use for because they're cute

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000816730333.html

I wonder if oil producers do home delivery

Like, I have no idea what I'd do with a couple of barrels of crude oil but if they're gonna pay me to take them I'll find some use for it