Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@djsundog "it's in t minus 20 seconds"

"why are you shortening my tea break by 20 seconds?"

first off, this is fediverse-only so keep schtum, don't want this spreading to the muggles

With bags of flour in shops being a distant memory, here's a tip

Get bags of oats. I know this sounds like a fedi meme but seriously, oats

Put 'em in a food processor/blender/mortar and pestle/rub 'em between two rocks and you get oat flour

You can use that to bake stuff

It's also gluten-free if that matters to you

@Jo "hemlo, I have a reservation for 1AM, can I wait at the bar?"

here's three of them!

two in the cafe, one trying to get in

our neighbours spotted 5 hedgehogs all at the same time in our garden!

FIVE!

🦔 🦔 🦔 🦔 🦔

knew we were ahead of the curve

Azathoth runs a jazz night at a local club and would love for you to come down and check it out

headcanon: lovecraft's ridiculous xenophobia coloured all his descriptions of the old ones

they're actually pretty chill

c'thulhu bakes cookies for the neighbourhood, dagon enjoys fishing, and hastur crochets little hats for all the little shoggoths

imagine going to the past and saying "in 2020 the biggest video game will hinge upon selling turnips"

in jourt (jean court)

for jrimes (jean crimes)

see, this is the kind of top-tier Carry On/Computing crossover content you just don't get anywhere else on the internet

voice from the back: thank god for that

OI!

Julius Caesar complaining about all his small SSDs crashing: NVMe! NVMe! They've all got it in for me!

@mavica loooong zoomy bit

@mavica wait, shit, like 2.4in display would have been perfect for the hedgehogs!

I COULD HAVE GIVEN A TV TO THE HEDGEHOGS FOR THEM TO WATCH!

@mavica I'm sure if I had one I'd just mess about with it for a couple days and then not use it again

just slightly annoying that they cut all the analog broadcasts so I can't mess around with tiny little tvs

@Jo analog only sadly

really miffed that they turned off all the analog TV signals 'round here

'cause you can buy these mobile phones with built-in TV for cheap from aliexpress and while I'm sure they're terrible I still kinda want to be able to just whip out me phone and turn the telly on

@revolverocelot just another tuesday on the death star

@wigglytuffitout @telecrush@deadinsi.de possibly "was once in the same room as some books on theory"