Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

dessert mustard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTIdjXVYTIk

1: bikini bottom is at the bottom of the ocean

2: bikini bottom appears to have most if not all the properties of a nation

therefore the "deep state" is bikini bottom

@joshua space winnebago

@stolas@elekk.xyz just like *prod*

@Jo @ThreeLetterMax@elekk.xyz @stolas@elekk.xyz well, it is the one thing we're known for these days

@stolas@elekk.xyz @Jo and Tim Martin needs to be trebuchet'd into the sun

if the apple thing for your wrist is a watch then an iphone is a pocketwatch

felix (one of our fully grown and not at all small cats) was sitting down on the path

a hedgehog wandered up to him

felix then proceeded to run away as quickly as his little legs could carry him

the hedgehog looked confused for a second and continued to trundle along

@mavica virtual potato

@mavica video... potato?

@mavica I'm not entirely sure what a vtuber is, but let's say yes

pro cooking tip: when a recipe calls for "mace" they mean the spice made from the seed covering of nutmeg, not tear gas

did someone bookmark my toot about sped up moon landing footage being brilliant and boost it today for the anniversary of apollo 11 or did it just resurface naturally?

@stolas@elekk.xyz is it an exterminatus when you flip the board after the inevitable rage-quit?

let me get this straight, a bunch of baby witches decided to try to put a hex on the moon

but before that, they had the great idea of TRYING TO PUT A HEX ON THE FAE?!

THE ENTITIES WITH CENTURIES OF FOLKLORE DETAILING PRECISELY WHY ONE SHOULD NOT FUCK WITH THEM?!

I'M ENTIRELY AGNOSTIC ABOUT THE IDEA OF MAGIC AND THE EXISTENCE OF THE FAE AND EVEN I THINK THAT'S A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA

@mavica pain to code with, always end up with race conditions

@rusty @jk "optical detector" - some dude, "large lens" - binoculars, "especially sensitive device" - eyes, "converts fluctuating light signals into electronic signals which can be electronically analysed" - that's a description of how human vision works, "positive reading" - yep, they're watching eastenders

@rusty @jk a search warrant that was released as part of a FOIA request read: "the optical detector in the detector van uses a large lens to collect that light and focus it on to an especially sensitive device, which converts fluctuating light signals into electrical signals, which can be electronically analysed. If a receiver is being used to watch broadcast programmes then a positive reading is returned."

which sounds like a lot of words for "we looked through the window"

@mavica

@SuricrasiaOnline if one needs an incentive to be good, they're not good