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you: lesbians me, an intellectual: actually, it's /fewer/ bians

@mavica ah! I thought it might be some sort of cool new thing I hadn't heard about since learning to solder mmfmfmfmf years ago

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

no sam 

@error_1202@mspsocial.net @maloki@rage.love vwv what's this?

meta political comment 

@stolas@elekk.xyz I think of it as like a tourniquet

like yeah, you're not losing massive amounts of blood now but really you need to get that fixed

THERE IS WIND! THERE ARE BLACK CLOUDS! THERE IS THUNDER! IT IS STARTING TO RAIN!

OCTOPUS WILL NO LONGER BE MELTY!

@envgen Didn't they learn anything from the three little pigs? They actually have wolves over there as well!

*sends hugs and general good vibes to the @mavica , who is best robot*

@Siphonay@octodon.social mine goes through a different country so anyone who wants all my traffic will have to fill in additional forms

HA! TAKE THAT SNOOPERS! YOU HAVE TO DO A LITTLE BIT MORE PAPERWORK!

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net it does tickle me that "lingua franca" is latin for the language of the franks but now most often refers to english

subtooting someone replying to someone who I replied to 

@stolas@elekk.xyz we've had the odd storm, mind

only like, once a decade or so, but we get them!

@wigglytuffitout but... but... just a century ago it was pink for boys and blue for girls?

and before it was that kids just got put in white dresses because it was easier and who the hell cares what they're wearing?

dumb, drug adj 

@mavica hm, yes, these leeches are most effective as they have the munchies

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