Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

@stolas@elekk.xyz corporeal forms are bullshit

@mavica nom!

@mavica it was *mumbled* years ago

@mavica ah! I thought it might be some sort of cool new thing I hadn't heard about since learning to solder mmfmfmfmf years ago

@mavica firestick?

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

@error_1202@mspsocial.net @maloki@rage.love vwv what's this?

@stolas@elekk.xyz I think of it as like a tourniquet

like yeah, you're not losing massive amounts of blood now but really you need to get that fixed

THERE IS WIND! THERE ARE BLACK CLOUDS! THERE IS THUNDER! IT IS STARTING TO RAIN!

OCTOPUS WILL NO LONGER BE MELTY!

just wanna cuddle a massive block of ice

@envgen Didn't they learn anything from the three little pigs? They actually have wolves over there as well!

@Atatra *gets out a spare bucket of coolant*

*sends hugs and general good vibes to the @mavica , who is best robot*

@Siphonay@octodon.social mine goes through a different country so anyone who wants all my traffic will have to fill in additional forms

HA! TAKE THAT SNOOPERS! YOU HAVE TO DO A LITTLE BIT MORE PAPERWORK!

@stolas@elekk.xyz we've had the odd storm, mind

only like, once a decade or so, but we get them!

@mavica lime rider