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love it when I hear about an instance of nazi shitheads, go to suspend them, and it pops back with "this instance is already suspended" and it turns out I already did it months ago

...morgan?

do I have to call the SCP foundation in again?

slight kink mention? 

@stolas@elekk.xyz oh yes! two towns forming committees to supposedly foster cultural and commercial ties but actually just having an excuse to have a holiday at the other town every so often! so hot!

wait, is it not that?

really disappointed that the video toaster didn't have a top-loading vhs recorder add-on

re: Snowpiercer (film) spoilers, animal hunting 

@noiob @Jo I think it's implied that the two kids are the only survivors, and one of them is definitely too young to use firearms effectively against a charging polar bear

re: Snowpiercer (film) spoilers, animal hunting 

@noiob @Jo also the polar bear is totes gonna eat them first

re: Snowpiercer (film) spoilers, animal hunting 

@Jo @noiob be sure to avoid the liver though

fatal amounts of vitamin A in that

free fortnite?

I thought it was already free to play

@Crash @revolverocelot it bears a strong resemblance to garum, which is an ancient roman condiment

so much like everything else that wasn't nailed down I think we may have nicked it

this dragon's hoard isn't gold or gems or platinum

their hoard is a massive library

they're a book-wyrm

you: lesbians me, an intellectual: actually, it's /fewer/ bians

@mavica ah! I thought it might be some sort of cool new thing I hadn't heard about since learning to solder mmfmfmfmf years ago

@mavica *to the tune of paper planes*

all I wanna do *beep beep beep beep* and a

and pet the bunny

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