Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

need for speed: hot fursuit

@mavica yay! happy birfday hatsune miku!

@mavica poopoo?

"circa" is a good word

"ah, it's circa 1850's I believe" sounds so much better than "it's from like, 1850's-ish or summat?"

@mavica and we're all super proud of you 🧡

octopus has got covered in plant guts

garden looks a bit more like a garden than it did

octopus is tired now

@mavica think the only thing that can be done is to lay out what we do, accept actionable suggestions, and otherwise ignore them

hard to do though I'll admit

@mavica as much as I'd love to be arbiter of all and fix the entire fediverse (I don't, that sounds like it'd suck as a job) we've really only got the tools to keep this tiny corner of it nice

which we're doing

so until someone hands me SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER I'm just gonna concentrate on the things that I can do

which is primarily staying in this nice comfy corner we've built

fuck's sake fedi

if the plural of ox is oxen then the plural of brined salmon is loxen

@mavica I'm not sure how much of that is people not having seen those toots and how much it is their brains going "but it's twitter! you can't not be on twitter!"

@mavica it's always weird finally deleting an account

strange sense of finality about it even if you never use it

@mavica I mean, I quite like the idea of IRC and using it but that's because I'm weird and I'd never subject anyone else to that crap

@mavica eesh, that's always a bad thing to wake up to

NEW! FOR GAMERS! SHC LEDS!

That's right, Silver, Hazel, and Cyan!

Do they go together to make cool colours? No! BUT THEY'RE ALL ONE LETTER MORE THAN YOUR STANDARD PEDESTRIAN RGB!

@revolverocelot well yes, of course you should

@mavica yeah, not a good word

@TheGibson oceania has always been at war with eastasia

@mplouffe@scholar.social as much as I like the black bay there are only so many of those you can be interested in

the explorer i is pretty nice, and I do like the oyster perpetual

only problem with those is that Sinn exists and the 556 scratches those itches nicely at a 6th of the cost

might not have an in-house movement or quite as much finishing but they're still damn nice

@maloki@rage.love we used to call it eggy bread

creative lot aren't we?