Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica watercooled squobit

@joshua @TheGibson technically a species is any group capable of interbreeding

so if we all get together and refuse to fuck the rich then they could be considered a different species

oh, they've got new oyster perpetuals too

they've dropped the 39mm version and replaced it with a 41mm

some nice dials in silver, black, or blue

and a number of godawful dials in other colours

oh, and the gold skydweller is now available on a rubber strap

@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club I really don't know how much of it is the funding from the US government and how much of it is them figuring out what appeals to their core audience of gamers and frankly I think that might be worse

what schrodinger meant: haha obviously this is a ridiculous interpretation

what everyone heard: ZOMBIE CAT! WOO!

@mavica it's a bot that adds crocs to any pictures where feet are visible

@wigglytuffitout @stolas@elekk.xyz jesus, you USAians are like, a whole new level of whiteness

and I say that as one of the most mayonnaise-coloured bastards you'll see

@mavica oh the new 1mm larger case size and 21mm lug width is going to cause no end of arguments in the rolex fandom I'm sure

oh yeah, there's an identifiably different rolex fandom within watch fandom

this shit is just as fractal as everything else

Rolex releases have been... uh... released

subs, new 41mm case that looks almost identical to the old one

7 of them total, come with a new movement

lug width is now 21mm because fuck putting it on widely available aftermarket straps I guess

need for speed: hot fursuit

@mavica yay! happy birfday hatsune miku!

@mavica poopoo?

"circa" is a good word

"ah, it's circa 1850's I believe" sounds so much better than "it's from like, 1850's-ish or summat?"

@mavica and we're all super proud of you 🧡

octopus has got covered in plant guts

garden looks a bit more like a garden than it did

octopus is tired now

@mavica think the only thing that can be done is to lay out what we do, accept actionable suggestions, and otherwise ignore them

hard to do though I'll admit

@mavica as much as I'd love to be arbiter of all and fix the entire fediverse (I don't, that sounds like it'd suck as a job) we've really only got the tools to keep this tiny corner of it nice

which we're doing

so until someone hands me SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER I'm just gonna concentrate on the things that I can do

which is primarily staying in this nice comfy corner we've built

fuck's sake fedi

if the plural of ox is oxen then the plural of brined salmon is loxen

@mavica I'm not sure how much of that is people not having seen those toots and how much it is their brains going "but it's twitter! you can't not be on twitter!"