Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@jacethechicken jacie stands, for xe doesn't have a chair

@Jo well they can't have a tough question, they want everyone to be able to enter it

@Jo they need to put a question in there because otherwise they're running a lottery and that falls under different regulations

"I only broke the law in a specific and limited way" is totally going to be my defence next time I end up in court

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-lewis-law/uk-bill-will-break-international-law-in-limited-way-minister-says-idUSKBN25Z1ZS

St Andrew's cross? Bet he's fuckin livid being nailed to that thing

re: last boost

strange times when the headline "Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame denies being Banksy" pops up

@InspectorCaracal good point, I've always assumed it was priority order

moth

I want to read the risk assessments

"Small chance of crashing a plane into something because it's being piloted by a dog"

WHO COMMISSIONED THIS SHOW?

...this is like 4 years old by this point but I've just heard of a tv show called "dogs might fly" and they're trying to teach dogs to fly a plane

@mavica any time computerfairi.es is down I shall remember this and realise that no, we're surprisingly competent by comparison

@noiob @halcy "nickname" is, "nick" isn't as much

tried that Liechtenstein picrew going around

not sure I'm doing it right

@wigglytuffitout @scoots you mean to say that isn't cake?

huh, apparently they're going to be doing drive-in movies at the Sandringham Estate (the queen's gaff)

https://sandringhamestate.co.uk/events

piracy as a service

get a pirate ship, come alongside a cruise liner, board it, run a day or two of pirate-themed entertainment, leave with a cheque from the cruise line for entertainment services rendered/a fantastic advertising opportunity and tips from the cruise passengers