Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
hot take
David Suchet is the best Poirot
The standard has a theoretical max capacity of 128TB
Yes, 128 TERABYTES. In an SD card
Hey @maple they're making some new snacks for you!
uspol, scotus
yep
shit's fucked over there
Why are all these football players fighting over the ball?
The world cup has lots of money, surely they can supply one each
We have a... wildfire? In the UK?
That does not usually happen
I'm not usually one for gold tones but the Seiko SRPC44 looks pretty damn cool
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/seiko-prospex-srpc44-diver-gold-hands-on
So many electric cars now are looking like, well, normal cars
If I was buying an electric car I'd want one that looks small and goofy like this
No idea what it is, but it looks fun
"Awesome flesh-burning death lamp."
Well if that isn't the big cliveiest of big clive video titles I don't know what is
Fun fact: Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
Sam the Octopus
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"There are entire serieses of horror movies [among #StarTrek non-human cultures] where the premise is “We stopped paying attention to the human and ey found the technology.”"
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@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast"
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@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally don’t realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. They’re just like “yes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experience”."
You can tell it's hot in the UK at the moment, some of our roads are melting
I wonder how we'd explain the concept of "cute" to aliens...
"aww, isn't he cute!"
"what?"
"over there, he's adorable!"
"human, that's an apex predator that routinely kills and eats mammals far larger than you"
"his box was too smol but he still sits!"
"fucking humans"
hot take
if your plane needs a 20mph headwind to take off then it's not a plane, it's a kite
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
~ James Nicoll
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
