D&D session where you're all mimics trying to murder the party of adventurers that are carrying you around without arousing the suspicion of any of them

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 28, 2018, 00:26

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 28, 2018, 00:26

Jun 28, 2018, 00:26

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

do I want some anomalous garden furniture?

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 19:58

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 19:58

Jun 27, 2018, 19:58

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

hot take

David Suchet is the best Poirot

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 19:24

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 19:24

Jun 27, 2018, 19:24

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The standard has a theoretical max capacity of 128TB

Yes, 128 TERABYTES. In an SD card

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 19:20

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 19:20

Jun 27, 2018, 19:20

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Hey @maple they're making some new snacks for you!

https://www.techpowerup.com/245534/sd-express-is-a-new-memory-card-standard-that-leverages-pcie-and-nvme

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 18:52

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 18:52

Jun 27, 2018, 18:52

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

uspol, scotus

yep

shit's fucked over there

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 18:16

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 18:16

Jun 27, 2018, 18:16

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Why are all these football players fighting over the ball?

The world cup has lots of money, surely they can supply one each

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 17:34

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 17:34

Jun 27, 2018, 17:34

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

We have a... wildfire? In the UK?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/27/manchester-moorland-fire-declared-a-major-incident-by-police

That does not usually happen

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 17:06

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 17:06

Jun 27, 2018, 17:06

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I'm not usually one for gold tones but the Seiko SRPC44 looks pretty damn cool

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/seiko-prospex-srpc44-diver-gold-hands-on

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 15:36

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 15:36

Jun 27, 2018, 15:36

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

So many electric cars now are looking like, well, normal cars

If I was buying an electric car I'd want one that looks small and goofy like this

No idea what it is, but it looks fun

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 15:01

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 15:01

Jun 27, 2018, 15:01

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Awesome flesh-burning death lamp."

Well if that isn't the big cliveiest of big clive video titles I don't know what is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m0TQjBRcFo

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 00:10

**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jun 27, 2018, 00:10

Jun 27, 2018, 00:10

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Fun fact: Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 27, 2018, 00:07

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**tom (available elsewhere)** @tom@slime.global · Jun 27, 2018, 00:07

Jun 27, 2018, 00:07

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

look at this post apocalyptic sand goth icon

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**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 26, 2018, 20:53

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jun 26, 2018, 20:53

Jun 26, 2018, 20:53

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

"There are entire serieses of horror movies [among #StarTrek non-human cultures] where the premise is “We stopped paying attention to the human and ey found the technology.”"

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 26, 2018, 20:51

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jun 26, 2018, 20:51

Jun 26, 2018, 20:51

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@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal http://beka-tiddalik.tumblr.com/post/150425828285/roachpatrol-deadcatwithaflamethrower

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 26, 2018, 20:50

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jun 26, 2018, 20:50

Jun 26, 2018, 20:50

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core

humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast

vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast

humans: hahaha yeah

humans: it did tho

vsa: IT EXPLODED

humans: it exploded twice as fast"

**Sam the Octopus** · Jun 26, 2018, 20:49

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jun 26, 2018, 20:49

Jun 26, 2018, 20:49

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally don’t realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. They’re just like “yes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experience”."