Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"Hedgehogs will forage for food and only eat the stuff you put down if there isn't anything else" ~ some hedgehog "expert"

Nope, I just watched one run over the top of a slug (part of their usual diet) to get at the biscuits I put there for them

Rare STI which causes genitals to erupt into flesh eating ulcers diagnosed in Southport

https://www.lep.co.uk/news/health/rare-sti-which-causes-genitals-to-erupt-into-flesh-eating-ulcers-diagnosed-in-southport-1-9313588

Of course it's bloody Southport

Furthermore, 15-, 30-, and 45-minute time zones are silly and should not be used

Thus continued the octopus

On the internet all times shall be given in UTC to avoid everyone having to ask "what timezone"?

Thus spake the octopus

After some experimentation, here's what flavours of cat food hedgehogs like and don't like to nom on (sample size 4(?)):

Like:
Chicken
Lamb

Don't like:
Beef

They'll eat some of the beef, but certainly not with as much gusto as the chicken and lamb

Yeah, I know viking helmets with horns are "historically inaccurate" and there's "absolutely no evidence of them in the era" but you can't tell me that no scandinavian got drunk one night and decided to stick some horns on a hat

That's bound to have happened

thanks gmail for updating the UI, I hate it

computerfairi.es doesn't have a CEO

the server runs on @maple hardware and she admins it

(any time the server goes down it's just because maple's wandered out of wifi range)

Well that esquire article about masto isn't as bad as it could have been

Still very obviously written by someone who doesn't quite get everything about this place, but not too bad

bring back platform shoes imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

(linked twice because two of them are down today)

they're coming around earlier

it's only half eight

How a Watch Works

https://archive.org/details/HowaWatc1949

A production by the Jam Handy Organisation for Hamilton Watch Company

If you ever wanted to know how a watch works with all the tiny lil gears and stuff, give this video a look

BOOST FOR...

actually it's just a picture of a Boost

my gender is: No such file or directory

If there are any #brands that want me to shill your product, please send me a crate of it and I might shill for you

(I won't)

(Unless you're Sinn, I will shill the shit out of Sinn watches from now 'til eternity)

Got a flyer for Domino's Pizza through the post

Why the hell does anyone buy these things?

A medium pizza costs 14/15 quid.

A MEDIUM

For the USAians that's 18/19 bucks for a medium pizza

I know there isn't much of the demo that would buy a rolex around here (and if there is stop hoarding all the money), but bears stating regardless