Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

medium hedgie and tiny hedgie!

I haven't actually watched the video, but from one clip I've seen Joe Rogan was talking about mixing tobacco with weed as some amazing thing he was "turned on to"

Fucker, were you really so goddamn rich as a kid you had enough weed to smoke without having to pad it out with tobacco?

Sometimes I have to feel sorry for Torvalds, certainly not often, but sometimes

He "accidentally booked a family holiday to Edinburgh" the same week as a Linux conference he had to go to in Vancouver and the Linux Foundation decided to move the conference to Edinburgh so he still has to go

Bastard just wanted a damn holiday

https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/ksummit-discuss/2018-September/005308.html

The local under-10s rugby team is collecting donations by standing at end of the local tesco checkouts and offering to pack bags for everyone

By which I mean everyone is giving them money to stay the hell out of the way while we pack our shopping

Oh fuck off

https://www.masterblock.ch/

5 book series (because I can't think of 5 videogames)

The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Culture series
The Sprawl Trilogy
The Dresden Files

big hedgie is big

this one was waiting for me to put the food out at 8:20

Thank you Matt Gray for this Dot matrix printer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rshLRM3ru88

I can't be bothered to check if they have, but if farmersOnlyDotCom haven't run a set of ads with The Wurzels - Combine Harvester playing then they're missing a trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

the reason everyone thinks printers are shit is because everyone keeps buying shitty printers

what the fuck do you expect you'll get for 50 bucks?

STOP BUYING SHIT PRINTERS

the hedgehogs are messy lil critters so, while I don't expect for a second that they'll use it, I made a little broom so they could clean the cafe themselves

Muskie has a bit of the Innsmouth look about him

THIS MUST BE WHY HE'S LANDING THOSE ROCKETS ON THE SEA!

HE'S WORKING WITH THE DEEP ONES!

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/sep/04/elon-musk-claims-diver-in-thai-cave-rescue-is-child-rapist-without-evidence

Elon's gone off the deep end again

Which makes it even more of a shame that his submarine is shit

my old physics teacher: you shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, the ball doesn't "want" to fall to the ground, the force of gravity causes it to

me, to all the inanimate objects on my desk: don't listen to the nasty man, he's just trying to be hurtful

Fun thing to do:

Give an unsuspecting USAian English mustard

#BunniesOfMastodon

*uses many tentacles to gesture in the general direction of @maple and @natalie@masto.ninja *

Can everyone check behind your desks please?

We were setting up a token ring network and the token fell out somewhere

Didn't get any good pictures last night because lighting is bad, but the big hedgehog ate no less than 200g of cat food

Seriously, half a can was consumed by this one hedgehog

She's not gonna have any trouble over winter, that's for sure

https://computerfairi.es is a nice and comfy instance run by the hella cool @maple

The price of keeping the lights on has gotten a bit steep, so if anyone would like to help this lovely fluffy instance in a monetary kind of way, please have a look at https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/ and/or https://ko-fi.com/squirrel

You could also buy super good music: https://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/