Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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something I really want to see come back into fashion around these parts, automats
It's a whole wall of little cupboards with fast food type things in, you put your money in a little slot at the side of the thing you want, the door opens, and you grab your food
Absolutely no human interaction required!
I love this channel
Making knives out of various things
"hm... could do with a mould for this one, let's bodge together a vacuum former from random shit I have lying around"
How to find a good instance:
Do you like friendly fluffy queer furry places?
Yes: https://computerfairi.es
No: somewhere else I guess
I am blissfully unaware of the current discourse and I'd quite like to remain that way
Sam the Octopus
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Okay. #mastoadmin commentary time.
I've written a quick guide, So You're A Mastodon Moderator: https://noelle.codes/so_youre_a_mastodon_moderator.pdf
My goal for this is threefold:
* I want to create a useful reference for moderators, so they know what options are available.
* I want to create a useful reference for /users/, so they know what the powers and limitations of being a moderator are.
* I want to help establish a /standard of moderation/, so we're all on a level playing field.
True facts: @maple doesn't use an alarm clock, she has a script on another computer that sends her a wake-on-LAN packet when it's time to wake up
The furries have invaded mastodon in much the same way the romans invaded that city built next to the river Tiber in Italy
I'm pretty sure I've been making references to the fediverse being "Animal Crossing: the social network" from since then as well
Always funny seeing people who joined the fediverse in one of the twitter exoduses... exodi... exodes... whatever acting like they're the first people to turn up to the party
I got here in april-ish of '17 and I'm far from an OT (original toota), people have been having fun here for ages
Sam the Octopus
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LB: Likewise, as far as I know, Elekk was The First gaming-specific Mastodon instance, and it's been anti-GG since day one. >_>
I'd be posting pictures of big hedgie but she's gotten into the habit of hiding in the back of the cafe
You can't see her back there but you can hear all the munching noises
drugs, musk, rogan
I haven't actually watched the video, but from one clip I've seen Joe Rogan was talking about mixing tobacco with weed as some amazing thing he was "turned on to"
Fucker, were you really so goddamn rich as a kid you had enough weed to smoke without having to pad it out with tobacco?
Sometimes I have to feel sorry for Torvalds, certainly not often, but sometimes
He "accidentally booked a family holiday to Edinburgh" the same week as a Linux conference he had to go to in Vancouver and the Linux Foundation decided to move the conference to Edinburgh so he still has to go
Bastard just wanted a damn holiday
https://lists.linuxfoundation.org/pipermail/ksummit-discuss/2018-September/005308.html
The local under-10s rugby team is collecting donations by standing at end of the local tesco checkouts and offering to pack bags for everyone
By which I mean everyone is giving them money to stay the hell out of the way while we pack our shopping
5 book series (because I can't think of 5 videogames)
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Culture series
The Sprawl Trilogy
The Dresden Files
this one was waiting for me to put the food out at 8:20
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
