Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

SQL is pronounced "squirrel"

Pro-tip: Comrade is a handy gender neutral honorific to use in place of Mr, Mrs, Miss, etc.

Apparently Red Dead Redemption 2 on PS4 will require 105GB of hard drive space

ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE GIGABYTES

Free game idea to anyone who wants it: in the vein of theme park and theme hospital, a game where you build and improve your garden with the goal of attracting vast numbers of adorable hedgehogs, squirrels, chipmunks, bunnies, and other adorable critters to it

Recent news headline: "British teenage girls are among the heaviest drinkers in Europe"

Obligatory response: INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND, INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAAAAAND!!!

WE'RE WINNING!

hedgehog cafe #3 built, this one's going off to be our first branch in London

Everyone shall learn and use the metric system

Especially people my parent's age who live in countries that have been using the metric system since the sixties and they still haven't learned it

Thus spake the octopus

Huh, so now there's a booette and a chompette to join bowsette

Place your bets on what the next one will be, I'm thinking it might be bullet billette

English is mutable, everyone knows what you're getting at when you write "alot" so feel free to write it as "alot" rather than "a lot"

Thus spake the octopus

My sister wants a hedgehog cafe and a hedgehog house for her garden

Hedgehog cafe plans are fairly nailed down and I'm halfway through making one of those, now I'm working out what I'm doing for houses (the ones we've got were made a while ago and I think I can improve on the design)

So far the main points are taller and with a nice long entryway

Also going to need something for more ventilation since it's effectively a closed box

🎶 the dove shack is a little old place where... COOO COOOO COOOOO COOOOO

The Leave camp have now complained that the EU is "using time against us"

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/shanker-singham-from-the-institute-of-economic-affairs-makes-a-bizarre-claim-1-5708559

Yes, because the tricksy europeans have very cunningly assured that despite all odds time continues to tick along at one second per second

Well, the ending was a little disappointing

Felt a bit rushed and Nadia just went all out moustache twirling villain

BBC 1 is currently broadcasting sheepdog trials

They seem to have run out of anything even remotely interesting to air

@Violet HAPPY BIRFDAY! 🎉

TODAY THE BISEXUALS ARE VISIBLE

DO NOT BE ALARMED

When Bruce Wayne needs a bunch of computers to talk to each other he puts together a Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BAT LAN

@maple I went and got you some snacks

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As far as I can tell the only instance with an animated boing ball emojo!