Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"New Doctor Who slammed as ‘unrealistic’ after showing working train between Sheffield and Manchester"

http://newsthump.com/2018/10/09/new-doctor-who-slammed-as-unrealistic-after-showing-working-train-between-sheffield-and-manchester/

Finally a linus techtips video title that encapsulates the entire channel

"WHY?"

I've just had to walk two and a half km to and from the shops to get the hedgehogs some of food they like because we'd run out

Those lil adorable buggers better appreciate it

I'm still shocked that anyone expected Kanye West to have good opinions on anything

Dude named his firstborn child "North"

Yeah, "North West"

Seriously

I'm honestly surprised anyone's noticed that google+ is shutting down

Christopher Columbus was a complete arsehole and didn't "discover" shit

This has been your Columbus take for this year

I think that's how the kids meme these days anyway

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I put into practice ideas from the OSS Simple Sabotage Field Manual

https://archive.org/details/SimpleSabotageFieldManual/page/n0

well shit

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45774174

Everyone here knows that there are operating systems that aren't windows

If they're using windows, then they've got a good reason to, "use linux" comments aren't going to be at all useful

the hedgehog house is complete!

An 8 year old girl has pulled a 1,500 year old sword from a lake in Sweden

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45753455

I guess that makes her Queen of Sweden now, that's how monarchies work right?

I may need to go to India to see some of @maple 's cousins

LOOK AT THE BIG BUSHY TAIL!

bloop

Theory:

The EmDrive thing actually works really well and there's a bunch of interstellar aliens sat around laughing about how humanity has used microwaves for no more than making dinner for decades

octopus believes in you!

Which idiot came up with the idea of a "presidential alert" system

Surely, no matter who is president, half the population's only response to anything sent that way would be "fuck them"

Limit it to emergency broadcasts and don't make any mention of the president and people might actually read the damn thing