Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The first thought in my head any time I see a "CAUTION: HEAVY PLANT CROSSING" sign is still "fuck! triffids!" and I think it always will be

managed to get about half way through with hand tools until I went "fuck it" and cracked out the 'leccy stuff

the bowl bit of the spoon is a pain in the arse to do with nothing resembling the proper tools so that's a bit shallow but otherwise it worked out okay for the first thing I've ever carved

octopus made a spoon

More discoverability features means it's more likely for William Shatner to be able to find you here

#keepTheFediverseShatnerFree

octopus is making a spoon

one of my favourite things about the fediverse is being able to make a godawful pun on just about any subject and hear people swearing at me from thousands of miles away

this is truly the winter of our discount tent

https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/issues/9468

Oh noes! An instance might be blocked by other instances because they have an incompatible CoC! Whatever shall we do about it?!

#mtfirstgamewas probably asteroids

definitely something that was on the atari 7800

saw tesco cat up the shops today!

far as anyone can tell it lives in tesco car park and wanders inside for warms and a nap

if anyone who takes the piss out of otherkin could reply to this toot then that would be super convenient for banhammer purposes

repairs done with hot glue are 100% more punk rock than repairs done with that sugru stuff

oh that's a point, the newbies from tumblr might not have heard the the way we deal with terfs yet

they get loaded into a trebuchet and flung into a volcano

people who shit on otherkin can get trebucheted along with the terfs

Making working things out of non-working things you've got around is:

A) cheaper
B) more eco-friendly
C) more fun
D) occasionally a lot more convenient

seriously how much better would the Nolan Batman films be if Gritty was Batman?

at this point any time someone says anything about a "gritty reboot" of something I imagine Gritty playing the lead role

this isn't just a non-sequitur, aldi has had christmas adverts featuring mildly anthropomorphised carrots for the past couple of years

what's christmassy about a carrot? no idea, but that's what they're running with

capitalism is a carrot appearing in tv adverts to sell you other carrots