Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Michael Bubbly is allowed, but only because he seems nice and this is the only time he seems to get any work

Also nothing by Slade is allowed, and Cliff Richard can fuck off

"Baby it's cold outside" should be banned from the radio

Not because the lyrics are a little suspect if looked at through modern eyes even though it's fine in the historical context, but because I'm sick of hearing it every twenty minutes for the two months leading up to christmas

There's a TV program on now called "The World's Most Expensive Presents" and it's just showing reason upon reason to get the guillotines out

It's a load of ridiculously expensive shit rich people give each other as christmas presents

turns out May will still be PM tomorrow, sorry to all those who bet she'd be out before the end of this year

But he didn't open it because the Jedi forbid attachments

'tis the season of LED tat

on further thought, that would just be "running an instance"

which with the stuff I do I guess makes me @maple 's Isabelle?

mod for animal crossing that replaces all the characters with fediverse people

Haven't tooted much about our hedgehogs recently because they're all having a good ol' hibernate in their little warm nests

computerfairi.es: Now GLORP compatible!

YOU WANT THE TOOT?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOT!

"Shop small with American Express"

as if any shops in the UK take amex, let alone the small shops

The first thought in my head any time I see a "CAUTION: HEAVY PLANT CROSSING" sign is still "fuck! triffids!" and I think it always will be

managed to get about half way through with hand tools until I went "fuck it" and cracked out the 'leccy stuff

the bowl bit of the spoon is a pain in the arse to do with nothing resembling the proper tools so that's a bit shallow but otherwise it worked out okay for the first thing I've ever carved