Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Glonk: The Game: The Film

plastic flooring was probably the best decision I ever made in regards to the cafe

hedgehog shit, woodlouse shit, and what I can only assume is slug shit

me cooking on a grill

I think it's time we blow this scene
Get everybody and the stuff together
Ok, three, two, one, let's JORT!

I know we all ragged on Iron Maiden for forcing Ion Fury to change the name but in hindsight that was probably a good idea

it's called "cursive" because it makes @envgen yell "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS RIDICULOUS SHIT?!"

well, this is unexpected, turns out Stone Cold Steve Austin and I share some favourites as far as watches are concerned

Here he is on Hot Ones wearing a Sinn U1 SDR

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

IT HAS POCKETS

assuming I'm right, this has to be the most telegraphed twist in the history of film

girl, who almost died, keeps accidentally meeting boy who helps turn her life around at christmas

film is called last christmas, advertised with featuring the music of george michael

boy is going to turn out to be the ghost of the girl's heart donor, I guaran-fucking-tee it

sharks are jawesome (jean awesome)(also the pun)

🦔 parkour!

you fucking what mate?

"damn cheap aldi tools"

"...pretty sure the rust has more to do with it not working than the build quality"

🦔 !

this one's living in the hedgehog house I made earlier this year!

Here's the world's first pilot's watch

Made by Louis Cartier for his friend Alberto Santos-Dumont, who was also the first person to fly a plane without wind- or hill-assisted bullshit

It's also credited with being one of the timepieces that first popularised wristwatches for men, previously the wristwatch was classed as a feminine piece of jewellery with men wearing pocket watches