Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Now, I'm not precious about keeping watches in full original condition or anything but jesus fuck why?

This used to be a Rolex Milgauss

those inflatable t-rex costumes that were massive a little while ago?

they now come in shark form

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000049957623.html

lil moth friend

if you're in the UK and have a garden please put a dish of water out at night for your adorable wild neighbours, it's a bit warm for them at the moment

or if you're anywhere else where it's warm, I can only speak to the UK being a bit warm at the moment

The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr

Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats

And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet

hedgie coming in for their closeup! 🦔

Next either didn't notice or they're really taking the piss

cromch

international standard for postal addresses would be nice

I'm looking at this one all "wait, is that bit the post code? which is the city and which is the county/state?"

worked it out but some sort of international standard layout pls ISO people

I should totally get an octo-think emojo made

you know, with fuel shortages being forecast in the near future, maybe I should get a cargo tricycle or something...

*looks*

HOW FUCKING MUCH?!

The FAA have sent out official correspondence asking people to not strap guns to their drones

...my brain just shortened @mavica to "mavi" and now I'm imagining byte hovering around going "Hey, listen!"

"I've been ya boi David Attenborough, be sure to subscribe and smash that motherfucking like button"

why is this bot in my mentions bitching about cloudflare being used by a site I linked to?

is this that "streetwear" I keep hearing so much about?

https://getonfleek.com/product/toy-car-city-map-hoodie/

huh, Page and Cooper are selling Raketa watches now, neat

(notspon, could be though, please send me free stuff P&C)

octopus is basically a big comfy beanbag that can hug