Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The OPERATION YELLOWHAMMER summary report has been released

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/831199/20190802_Latest_Yellowhammer_Planning_assumptions_CDL.pdf

It's basically a lot of words saying "we're fucked"

Mastodon: Still the only social network where you're safe from William Shatner

if your cameras were any good you wouldn't need half a dozen of them strapped to the fucker

Well done Tim! You got an always on display! Rest of us with real watches have only had that for a couple centuries!

And a WHOLE 18 HOURS of battery life! Wow, I'm so impressed, you could maybe go out for a daytrip without having to bring your charger!

It's the Devil's Advocaat

anOrdain have just released something new, the model 2

Looks good, and from the pictures I've seen the enamel dials looks fantastic

Made in Scotland as well, don't see that often

https://anordain.com/collections/model-2

🦔 comin to boop yr snoot!

cw eye contact

"Seal Team tells the story of an orphan seal who spends his days off the coast of South Africa eluding great whites until he decides to assemble a scratch team of like-minded seals to turn the tables on the sharks."

Starring J. K. Simmons, Jessie T. Usher, Sharlto Copley, and... the singer, Seal

This... This is a shitpost right?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8456190/

Considering Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has said he'd "rather die in a ditch than ask for an extension on brexit"... crowdfund for a digger to put a ditch in front of parliament and call his bluff?

Wyatt, I am rolling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkjRUGlp-94

"does this restaurant have a Michelin star?"
"nah, got loads of tires dumped out back though"

we can jort if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
'cause your friends don't jort
and if they don't jort
then they're no friends of mine

WIR JORTEN!

they should really rename "diver's bezel"s on watches

times I've used them to time dives: 0
times I've used them to time stuff that's cooking: many

Ooh, shiny, Bell and Ross have just announced the new BR05 collection

Really quite like these

Altogether very Gerald Genta-y

yeah, while y'all are going on about your sony direct or microsoft switches or whatever I'm playing games you could play on a teletype, this is how I roll, as the youths would put it

the trek game in the bsdgames package is actually surprisingly compelling