Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

At least there's something good to come out of this election, new cassetteboy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI87PRgIKks

2: it's a nail

1: no, it's a tack!

satan's own egg liqueur, the devil's advocaat

The inevitable Bond No Time To Die limited edition Omega's been announced

Looks quite nice

Which it fucking better had for €8,700

I mean, yes, this one's titanium but almost double the price of a standard Diver 300M?

Hell, that's the price of two Tudor Pelagoses... Pelagi.... Pelagodes? Two of them titanium watches what are made by Tudor

It's expensive, is what I'm saying

Rami Malek's character: Don't stop me now, Mr. Bond, I'm having such a good time

Gender quark-gluon plasma

"I'm obsessed with an 1990 Lucasfilm Games point and click adventure"

OK Loomer

i'm love hedgehogs 🦔

what if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?

computers are actually pretty good

Couple of Seiko limited editions

Look nice, have a cool honeycomb dial design

🐝

Model numbers SSA409J1 for the 40.5mm and SSA781J1 for the 33.8mm

Price around $600-ish, both come in rather nice wooden boxes with an extra quick-change strap, 40.5mm version limited to 6,000 pieces, 33.8mm version limited to 3,000

to answer the obvious question, he grabbed it off the wall of Fishmongers Hall, he wasn't just wandering around with a narwhal tusk

"Man chased terrorist with a 1.5 meter long narwhal tusk" was pretty high up on the list of things I didn't expect to ever read but that happened

https://twitter.com/theamycoop/status/1200513388889223169

just to let everyone know, aldi UK are currently selling massive unicorn plushies for 20 quid

like, 80cm long or something

they are lorge

I'm predicting that a lot of people will be wandering around looking for nativity scenes so they can replace all the baby jesuses (jesi? jesodes?) with baby yodas

I dream of a future where we can all have a little salami

Yeah, sure, there's no problem playing "baby it's cold outside" every christmas because "it was a product of its time" but if I go around singing "let's get a few people tied up in trees and sacrifice them to odin this midwinter solstice" which was an incredibly popular song at the time (if a lot more pithy in the original ancient norse) then I get chucked out of lidl