Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

i love hedgehogs

even if they are little tiny shit machines

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mind flayers come across capitalism:

you mean if we just sit here after claiming to own the means of production the food does whatever we want without us having to mind control everything?

yep, pretty much

why the hell didn't we think of this centuries ago?! this is much less hassle!

someone remind me of the phrase "rebel without a claus" in december please

Ooh, new release from Bulova, reissue of their Chronograph A from the 70's

There's a version in orange and blue

I want it

so, if horizontal stripes make you look wider and vertical stripes make you look slimmer what do diagonal stripes do?

well, relatively speaking at least

smol hedgehog

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WOMBLES ARE FUZZY FRIENDS, NOT CGI PLASTICINE DAMNIT

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THIS CGI BULLSHIT

https://www.womblesofficial.com/

UK parliament petition to make hedgehogs a protected species

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300100

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looking forward to the 29th when I can freak out the north americans by talking about DST starting

(y'all really do matter though, a whole damn bunch)

you matter

unless you get multiplied by the speed of light squared

then you energy

I think that's how that works anyway

It's interesting to me how the rest of the internet in general seems to be referring to that virus as "coronavirus" and the fediverse is mostly opting for the more specific "COVID-19"

I'm not sure what that says about things if anything but it's a thing I've noticed

One for the Studio Ghibli fans, Seiko limited edition Porco Rosso watches

https://www.seikowatches.com/global-en/products/presage/special/ghibli2020limited/

H P Baxxter looks disconcertingly similar to John Barrowman

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

Moped - Clocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbKOnmIN0Tg