Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

made some catnip toys for the kitty cats

also found out I suck at using a sewing machine

one reason I hate linux is that same "I'll run whatever you tell me, boss" attitude when there's a config hidden away somewhere missing a semicolon, all your network packets are inside-out, and it's just sat there naively thinking you meant for that to happen

one reason I like linux is that people can do ridiculous crap like this

https://github.com/laserbat/bach.sed

Bach's Prelude in C Major, played with sed

I'm imagining all the people in clubs who usually try to flex with bottles of expensive liquor doing the same with litre bottles of hand sanitiser

OH SHIT

WHAT IF IT WAS BUCKFAST

now that's a party

Does the gospel say what kind of wine jesus turned the water into?

Like, in any artistic renderings of said event it always looks like a red wine but maybe it was a white? Possibly even a rosé?

🎶 mister sandman
bring me some sand
I'm annoying darth vader
so like a shit-tonne of sand 🎶

@dumpling@octodon.social wanted a picture of the hedgie cafe before cleaning to see how much of a mess the hedgehogs make

of course the little buggers were relatively tidy last night, just threw the biscuits around

sheep

one of my favourite things: people complaining about spoilers for historical media

"the allies won WWII"
"STOP SPOILING BAND OF BROTHERS"

"MY NAME IS PAIMON AND I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL!"

*plap* *plapplap* *plap*

"...dude what the heaven? are those pickles?"

*plapplapplap*

"you guys are weird, I'm leaving"

so since you can protect against demons by putting salt down around your home does that mean you can banish demons by lobbing pickles at them?

i love hedgehogs

even if they are little tiny shit machines

🦔 🦔

mind flayers come across capitalism:

you mean if we just sit here after claiming to own the means of production the food does whatever we want without us having to mind control everything?

yep, pretty much

why the hell didn't we think of this centuries ago?! this is much less hassle!

someone remind me of the phrase "rebel without a claus" in december please

Ooh, new release from Bulova, reissue of their Chronograph A from the 70's

There's a version in orange and blue

I want it

so, if horizontal stripes make you look wider and vertical stripes make you look slimmer what do diagonal stripes do?

well, relatively speaking at least