Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Here's a guide from the WHO on how to locally produce hand sanitiser

https://www.who.int/gpsc/5may/Guide_to_Local_Production.pdf

Running low on provisions, the octopus braved the blasted wasteland in search of supplies

Walking along deserted (apart from the dog walkers and joggers, I mean really, they kill the whole apocalypse vibe) streets they finally found a merchant who had milk, bread, and cigarettes in stock, a bounty not seen since before the outbreak brought the ravenous hordes

(I went up tesco, their stock levels are getting better now)

fun item to give to your dnd party: @jk 's bag of holding

it's like a bag of holding, but it only contains an infinite number of chickens

given the relative lack of hedgehog activity at the cafe it looks like the hedgehogs are being responsible and observing social distancing! you should too!

(actually they're just not fond of the weather and are deciding not to come out their cosy houses quite as much the past few days)

(also hedgehogs don't get that virus)

bunnies are really good

Get an inflatable t-rex costume, put a filter over the air intake, and you're fully protected from coronavirus!

a fun hazmat suit for everyone!

DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA!

REGGIE SPOTTED AT THE HEDGIE CAFE

#fedikitchen

three super good chutney recipes from Gladys Mann's Home Preserving and Bottling

Sinn have announced that they're showing off their new releases on 29-04-2020!

I am excite!

made some catnip toys for the kitty cats

also found out I suck at using a sewing machine

one reason I hate linux is that same "I'll run whatever you tell me, boss" attitude when there's a config hidden away somewhere missing a semicolon, all your network packets are inside-out, and it's just sat there naively thinking you meant for that to happen

one reason I like linux is that people can do ridiculous crap like this

https://github.com/laserbat/bach.sed

Bach's Prelude in C Major, played with sed

I'm imagining all the people in clubs who usually try to flex with bottles of expensive liquor doing the same with litre bottles of hand sanitiser

OH SHIT

WHAT IF IT WAS BUCKFAST

now that's a party

Does the gospel say what kind of wine jesus turned the water into?

Like, in any artistic renderings of said event it always looks like a red wine but maybe it was a white? Possibly even a rosé?

🎶 mister sandman
bring me some sand
I'm annoying darth vader
so like a shit-tonne of sand 🎶

@dumpling@octodon.social wanted a picture of the hedgie cafe before cleaning to see how much of a mess the hedgehogs make

of course the little buggers were relatively tidy last night, just threw the biscuits around