Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

like little gavels with a keyswitch on the head

that'd be fun

does anyone make hammers with a little switch in them that connect to usb and press enter or something?

computerfairi.es should have those of us with banhammer duties have actual banhammers

so it's against the GDPR to not keep someone's personal data now?

I... uh... whut?

imagining @mavica in orb form floating about like weebo

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it's @mavica ! in orb form!

the reason it has to be named after a muppet is the fact that the first model of sub that had a black dial and green bezel was nicknamed the Kermit and they want to keep the naming scheme going

I am not making a word of this up

there are ongoing arguments as to if the black dial, blue bezel is to be called the Cookie Monster or the Grover

the new green bezel submariner has a larger face and smaller "ears" (lugs)

some smartarses are already calling it the "Rolex Shrek" and I approve

oh, they've got new oyster perpetuals too

they've dropped the 39mm version and replaced it with a 41mm

some nice dials in silver, black, or blue

and a number of godawful dials in other colours

oh, and the gold skydweller is now available on a rubber strap

what schrodinger meant: haha obviously this is a ridiculous interpretation

what everyone heard: ZOMBIE CAT! WOO!

Rolex releases have been... uh... released

subs, new 41mm case that looks almost identical to the old one

7 of them total, come with a new movement

lug width is now 21mm because fuck putting it on widely available aftermarket straps I guess

need for speed: hot fursuit

"circa" is a good word

"ah, it's circa 1850's I believe" sounds so much better than "it's from like, 1850's-ish or summat?"

octopus has got covered in plant guts

garden looks a bit more like a garden than it did

octopus is tired now

fuck's sake fedi

if the plural of ox is oxen then the plural of brined salmon is loxen

NEW! FOR GAMERS! SHC LEDS!

That's right, Silver, Hazel, and Cyan!

Do they go together to make cool colours? No! BUT THEY'RE ALL ONE LETTER MORE THAN YOUR STANDARD PEDESTRIAN RGB!

I'm expecting a blue bezel and dial submariner with either no date, or a new movement

it could conceivably be both but that's more innovation than I've come to expect from modern rolex

Rolex have announced that they're announcing something on the 1st of september

place your bets now on how minor a change it is to one of their existing models and how long the waitlist's going to be by lunchtime