Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
A future release from Oris will be a dive watch commemorating the Titanic
"carbon dating" implies dating services for other elements
"U-235 atom seeking same for explosive love affair"
apparently some of the foldy adjustable beds (like the top bit raises, and there's a bit under your knees that can come up) are controlled by an app now
this sounds like a potentially fun hack target
ukpol
"I only broke the law in a specific and limited way" is totally going to be my defence next time I end up in court
christianity joke
St Andrew's cross? Bet he's fuckin livid being nailed to that thing
re: last boost
strange times when the headline "Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame denies being Banksy" pops up
Sam the Octopus
boosted
at long last, a category of things that we can definitely prove are not Art Attacks
I want to read the risk assessments
"Small chance of crashing a plane into something because it's being piloted by a dog"
...this is like 4 years old by this point but I've just heard of a tv show called "dogs might fly" and they're trying to teach dogs to fly a plane
tried that Liechtenstein picrew going around
not sure I'm doing it right
huh, apparently they're going to be doing drive-in movies at the Sandringham Estate (the queen's gaff)
piracy as a service
get a pirate ship, come alongside a cruise liner, board it, run a day or two of pirate-themed entertainment, leave with a cheque from the cruise line for entertainment services rendered/a fantastic advertising opportunity and tips from the cruise passengers
Didn't expect this, Bamford are doing a collab with G-SHOCK
https://www.ablogtowatch.com/bamford-teams-up-with-casio-for-limited-edition-g-shock-5610/
Limited edition, will be available on the 17th for £149
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Nature really likes crabs and keeps trying to evolve more of them.
Carcinisation is the name of a process of convergent evolution, in which crustaceans evolve into crab-like forms. In decapod crustatceans, there have been at least 5 distinct times when crab-like animals have evolved.
Coconut crabs, king crabs, and hermit crabs are not types of true crab, and are only distantly related.
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.
If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.
ah yes, the old farmer's saying; red sky at night, barn's on fire. red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire
petition to have slides built on the side of all mountains
Oooh, limited edition Sinn
The Sinn U1 DE
Limited edition of 300 for the 30th anniversary of the reunification of Germany
Black hard coating on top of TEGIMENT, red dial and bezel accents, gold seconds hand (after the colours of the German flag)
- Pronouns
- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
