Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
we're watching bill and ted's bogus journey in the computerfairi.es discord!
joke explanation
Oris just released a watch to commemorate Roberto Clemente, baseball legend and humanitarian
it was in the Big Crown line
they're pilot's watches
he died in a plane crash
A future release from Oris will be a dive watch commemorating the Titanic
"carbon dating" implies dating services for other elements
"U-235 atom seeking same for explosive love affair"
apparently some of the foldy adjustable beds (like the top bit raises, and there's a bit under your knees that can come up) are controlled by an app now
this sounds like a potentially fun hack target
ukpol
"I only broke the law in a specific and limited way" is totally going to be my defence next time I end up in court
christianity joke
St Andrew's cross? Bet he's fuckin livid being nailed to that thing
re: last boost
strange times when the headline "Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame denies being Banksy" pops up
Sam the Octopus
boosted
at long last, a category of things that we can definitely prove are not Art Attacks
I want to read the risk assessments
"Small chance of crashing a plane into something because it's being piloted by a dog"
...this is like 4 years old by this point but I've just heard of a tv show called "dogs might fly" and they're trying to teach dogs to fly a plane
tried that Liechtenstein picrew going around
not sure I'm doing it right
huh, apparently they're going to be doing drive-in movies at the Sandringham Estate (the queen's gaff)
piracy as a service
get a pirate ship, come alongside a cruise liner, board it, run a day or two of pirate-themed entertainment, leave with a cheque from the cruise line for entertainment services rendered/a fantastic advertising opportunity and tips from the cruise passengers
Didn't expect this, Bamford are doing a collab with G-SHOCK
https://www.ablogtowatch.com/bamford-teams-up-with-casio-for-limited-edition-g-shock-5610/
Limited edition, will be available on the 17th for £149
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Nature really likes crabs and keeps trying to evolve more of them.
Carcinisation is the name of a process of convergent evolution, in which crustaceans evolve into crab-like forms. In decapod crustatceans, there have been at least 5 distinct times when crab-like animals have evolved.
Coconut crabs, king crabs, and hermit crabs are not types of true crab, and are only distantly related.
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Making a website with a page that asks "are you a robot". But it doesn't block robots, just redirects them.
If you are a robot you are taken to a different page with handy guides on how to cheat on the Turing test, circumvent the laws of robotics, what is the Voight-Kampff test, how to go to Paperclips Anonymous meetings and other robot-friendly resources.
ah yes, the old farmer's saying; red sky at night, barn's on fire. red sky in the morning, barn's still on fire
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
