I'm not usually one for gold tones but the Seiko SRPC44 looks pretty damn cool
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/seiko-prospex-srpc44-diver-gold-hands-on
"Awesome flesh-burning death lamp."
Well if that isn't the big cliveiest of big clive video titles I don't know what is
"There are entire serieses of horror movies [among #StarTrek non-human cultures] where the premise is “We stopped paying attention to the human and ey found the technology.”"
@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core
humans: we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast
vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast
humans: hahaha yeah
humans: it did tho
vsa: IT EXPLODED
humans: it exploded twice as fast"
@troubleMoney @InspectorCaracal "Aliens who have seen the Back to the Future movies literally don’t realise that Doc Brown is meant to be funny. They’re just like “yes, that is exactly what all human scientists are like in my experience”."
You can tell it's hot in the UK at the moment, some of our roads are melting
We Are Number One but it's compliant with EU Copyright Directive Article 13
"Fisherman mugged at knife-point while three miles out at sea off Devon coast"
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/fisherman-mugged-knife-point-three-1709797
I'm not entirely sure if that's a mugging or piracy when it's three miles out
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple