Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

computerfairi.es doesn't have a CEO

the server runs on @maple hardware and she admins it

(any time the server goes down it's just because maple's wandered out of wifi range)

Well that esquire article about masto isn't as bad as it could have been

Still very obviously written by someone who doesn't quite get everything about this place, but not too bad

bring back platform shoes imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

(linked twice because two of them are down today)

they're coming around earlier

it's only half eight

How a Watch Works

https://archive.org/details/HowaWatc1949

A production by the Jam Handy Organisation for Hamilton Watch Company

If you ever wanted to know how a watch works with all the tiny lil gears and stuff, give this video a look

BOOST FOR...

actually it's just a picture of a Boost

my gender is: No such file or directory

If there are any #brands that want me to shill your product, please send me a crate of it and I might shill for you

(I won't)

(Unless you're Sinn, I will shill the shit out of Sinn watches from now 'til eternity)

Got a flyer for Domino's Pizza through the post

Why the hell does anyone buy these things?

A medium pizza costs 14/15 quid.

A MEDIUM

For the USAians that's 18/19 bucks for a medium pizza

I know there isn't much of the demo that would buy a rolex around here (and if there is stop hoarding all the money), but bears stating regardless

Don't bother buying a Rolex (unless you really really want one)

Other companies make cooler watches for far less money and you don't even have to sit on a waiting list for months to get one

People who come on to a platform, ignore the rules, get booted off, and then complain about it elsewhere are the social media equivalent of sovereign citizens

as if to prove that I'm not the only daft sod in my family, my dad made a little sign for the hedgehog cafe

While masto admins are conceptually able to see your DMs in the database, I'm pretty sure nobody knows how it works well enough to actually do so

Welcome twitter "celebrities"

Quick reminder, you ain't famous here, nobody cares about your BRAND, follow the same etiquette as the rest of us, this ain't twitter

Now enjoy your time here

If you ever see two hedgehogs closely circling each other with one of them making repeated huffing noises, don't worry, they're not fighting, that's just their little mating dance

'tis the hedgie hour